PUDDY TAT

I tawt I taw a puddy tat

Cweeping twoo the grass.

I got so scared, I fell right down

And landed on my _______________.

I tawt I taw a puddy tat

Jump up on the well.

I twied to scweam, but all that came

Was, “Puddy, go to ____________.

I tawt I taw a puddy tat

Jump up on the sill.

He pwied the window open

And said, “I’ll eat my fill!”

Ol’ puddy tat jumped to the fwoor

And slowly crept to me.

I was so scared, my fedders shook

And I really had to __________.

Puddy jumped and cwawed the cage

and opened wide the door.

He gwabbed me with a shaggy claw

And twew me to the fwoor.

Before I knew just what was what,

He had me in his mouth.

I got so mad, I called him a name –

The part of a horse facing ___________.

He jumped up on the table

And put me down beside

A great big cake!  “Your birthday treat!”

We ate till we almost died! _________________________________________________