
PUDDY TAT
I tawt I taw a puddy tat
Cweeping twoo the grass.
I got so scared, I fell right down
And landed on my _______________.
I tawt I taw a puddy tat
Jump up on the well.
I twied to scweam, but all that came
Was, “Puddy, go to ____________.
I tawt I taw a puddy tat
Jump up on the sill.
He pwied the window open
And said, “I’ll eat my fill!”
Ol’ puddy tat jumped to the fwoor
And slowly crept to me.
I was so scared, my fedders shook
And I really had to __________.
Puddy jumped and cwawed the cage
and opened wide the door.
He gwabbed me with a shaggy claw
And twew me to the fwoor.
Before I knew just what was what,
He had me in his mouth.
I got so mad, I called him a name –
The part of a horse facing ___________.
He jumped up on the table
And put me down beside
A great big cake! “Your birthday treat!”
We ate till we almost died! _________________________________________________